I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
Mister City Policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob
Expert textpert choking smokers Don't you thing the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snied I'm crying
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo